Fixing Bugs The Corporate Way

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Fixing Bugs The Corporate Way

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The classic "if it's not tested, it's not broken" approach in its purest form. Nothing says "professional developer" quite like deleting the evidence instead of fixing the actual problem. Management wanted green tests by Friday, and technically, they got them. Just wait until production deploys and the real testing begins – by actual users. That's when the true debugging Olympics start.

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Ah yes, the presidential decree of bad programming practices. Nothing says "Make Software Great Again" like starting arrays at 1 (a crime in most programming languages), using only global variables (the radioactive waste of code), and deploying untested code straight to production on a Friday (the ultimate "I hate my weekend" power move). It's basically an executive order to create job security through chaos. Ten years of debugging later, you'll still be finding remnants of this administration in your codebase.

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