Fixing Bugs The Corporate Way

Ever watched a senior dev casually say "Let me just refactor this real quick" before plunging into the depths of legacy code? It's like watching an Olympic diver gracefully leap off the platform only to discover the pool below is actually a portal to hell itself. What starts as a "simple 15-minute fix" transforms into an archaeological expedition through 12 years of technical debt, undocumented dependencies, and code comments like "TODO: fix this before 2014 release." The flames at the bottom? That's the production server after discovering that seemingly unused function was actually keeping the entire authentication system alive. Whoops!

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So cargo watch gets deprecated in Rust and the replacement is bacon . Cool, fine, whatever. But then someone tries to use it with Bun (the JavaScript runtime that's trying to replace Node) and their gherkin—sorry, I mean gerkin , the Cucumber testing framework—starts throwing a fit. The beautiful chaos here is watching someone try to mix Rust tooling with JavaScript tooling while running Chai tests in a runtime that's basically speedrunning the "move fast and break things" philosophy. It's like ordering a bacon cheeseburger but the restaurant gives you a fish sandwich and your pickle is filing a complaint. Welcome to 2024, where we have so many tools that even their names sound like breakfast items and nobody knows what works with what anymore. Just wait until someone tries to run this with Deno and a side of Toast.

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