Fixing Bugs The Corporate Way

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The fancy cruise ship labeled "SYSTEMATICALLY DEBUGGING CODE WITH A DEBUGGER" sails majestically in the distance while a lone developer (labeled "ME") paddles on a surfboard frantically throwing print("HELLO") statements into the water like primitive fishing lines. Let's be honest—we've all skipped learning proper debugging tools and instead littered our code with print statements like digital breadcrumbs. Sure, the debugger is right there, but why use sophisticated equipment when caveman debugging tactics have worked since 1970? It's not laziness, it's... tradition.

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The classic vampire/Superman weakness meme but with a coding twist! Vampires cower from sunlight, Superman recoils from kryptonite, and developers? They'll do ANYTHING to avoid writing unit tests. The sheer panic on that developer's face speaks volumes about the universal dread of having to verify your own code actually works as intended. Why spend 20 minutes writing tests when you could spend 8 hours debugging in production instead? Pure engineering efficiency!