Fixing Bugs The Corporate Way

qa Technical debt Software development Code quality Bad practices Production bugs Unit tests

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Fixing Bugs The Corporate Way

debugging-memes, testing-memes, code-quality-memes, technical-debt-memes, developer-humor-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The classic "if it's not tested, it's not broken" approach in its purest form. Nothing says "professional developer" quite like deleting the evidence instead of fixing the actual problem. Management wanted green tests by Friday, and technically, they got them. Just wait until production deploys and the real testing begins – by actual users. That's when the true debugging Olympics start.

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