Fixing Bugs The Corporate Way

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12 months ago 205,360 views 0 shares

Fixing Bugs The Corporate Way

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The classic "if it's not tested, it's not broken" approach in its purest form. Nothing says "professional developer" quite like deleting the evidence instead of fixing the actual problem. Management wanted green tests by Friday, and technically, they got them. Just wait until production deploys and the real testing begins – by actual users. That's when the true debugging Olympics start.

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