Fixing Bugs The Corporate Way

You type your password carefully the first time - wrong. You type it even more carefully the second time - still wrong. By the third try, you're meticulously pecking each key like you're defusing a bomb. Meanwhile, the website's code is sitting there like: "Oh, you typed that password too quickly? Must be a bot. REJECTED!" Seven years of development experience and I still can't convince a login form I'm human. Next they'll ask me to identify traffic lights in blurry images while standing on one foot and reciting pi to 100 digits.

Content Harvey Green, Software Developer 2k upvotes by Elazar Leibovich, Bulat Bochkariov, Spencer Chan, Shreyas Panduranga, (more) Thank you for playing Wing Commander? C:Nuc1 This is from an anecdote by Ken Demarest, one of the original developers who worked on Wing Commander I on the PC... ... we were getting an exception from our EMM386 memory manager when we exited the game. We'd clear the screen and a single line would print out, something like "EMM386 Memory manager error. Blah blah blah." We had to ship ASAP. So I hex edited the error in the memory manager itself to read "Thank you for playing Wing Commander!" Written 21 Oct, 2012. 86,862 views.

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