Fixing Bugs The Corporate Way

When your debugging strategy is to mash a controller against your Python code and pray it fixes the bug. This is peak programmer evolution right here - forget keyboard shortcuts, forget proper debugging tools. Just connect an Xbox controller and hope the gaming gods bless your code with working functionality. Next level: using Dance Dance Revolution mat to step on syntax errors until they disappear. Truly the pinnacle of modern software engineering techniques.

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Germans really nailed it with "Verschlimmbessern" - a word that perfectly captures that special feeling when you fix one bug and create three more. After 15 years in the trenches, I've turned simple 10-line functions into architectural nightmares while "improving" them. The real skill in software development isn't writing code—it's explaining to management why your refactoring broke production while somehow making it sound like progress. The German language just skips the BS and calls it what it is.

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