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Content elon musk's next kid gonna be named syntax error 11:47 AM 11 Mar 22 Twitter for Android 64 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 1,089 Likes 17 86 And after another girlfriend, last one will be reference error 17

Content Himanshu sudowick Coding is all fun until you come across an Error that's not on stackoverflow now you have to read full documentation

The knight was ready for battle with his mighty sword of TypeScript code, prepared to slay dragons with strict typing and interfaces... until an arrow labeled "as any" pierced right through his helmet. That type assertion just bypassed all his carefully crafted armor of type safety! Nothing defeats a noble TypeScript warrior faster than a teammate who decides type checking is more of a suggestion than a rule.

Content My brain after 8 hours of sleep My brain after 4 hours of sleep I just added 15 new classes, 28 integration tests, and have 80 code coverage ProdrammerHumor.io Help, the compiler is saying "Syntax Error"

Content What's your secret that could literally ruin your life if it came out? I'm a Senior Software Engineer working for groundbreaking new super secretive projects for one of the companies in the top 10 of the Fortune 500. And 1 actually don't have the faintest clue what I'm doing. I Google almost everything and string things together in a sorta sensible way, and people are happy as can be for some reason. By now I'm pretty sure I'm in a social experiment, or maybe l'm the village idiot they have to entertain so that I don't go outside and break things that matter. They call it "imposter syndrome" but like, really, guys. I really don't know what the hell I'm doing. It's just Google answering my endless stream of questions. I only successfully passed the job interview because they gave me plenty of time (without me doing it live) to work on their job-interview-assignment. My six-figure salary feels so unjust. I often see people working at a fast food joint who seem smarter than I am. And I could set fire to a kettle boiling water; they're at least flipping burgers, which I can't do without causing gender-reveal-esque disasters.

The eternal delusion of a programmer's first successful compile. That brief, shining moment when your code runs without errors and you're convinced you've transcended mere mortality. Give it five minutes - reality's about to hit harder than a production server at Black Friday.