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Content Python is the easier language to learn. No brackets, no main. You get errors for writing an extra space

Content Novice C programmer Let's try using pointers OWLTURD.COM 68 Memory leaks, -segmentation fault, Crashes Never again

Content mrsteinberg.com JANUARY 1, 2020 SOFTWARE TESTS ARE FOR MILLIONAIRES Until you are making a million a year in revenue, it is a waste of time to write tests. Your startup is going to change so much. Everything is so uncertain and failing. It makes no sense to do anything that does not directly impact revenue until you are making good money. Run though your servicesiteapp manually as a user sure. Fix the bugs that are worth fixing. You have years to refine your block of marble into David, for now just take out the big, easy chunks. Don't fall into a tech geek stereotype of always starting and never finishing. Claiming everything must be polished and tested and documented is the worst form of procrastination because it makes it sound important and a valuable use of your time. ProdrammerHumor.io

The FOUR STAGES OF API HELL, darling! 💀 First, you're ECSTATIC because you got a 200 response! You're practically throwing a parade for yourself! 🎉 Then the BETRAYAL hits - call actually failed but they had the AUDACITY to send a 200 with an exception stack trace buried in the response! The DRAMA! 😱 Next, you're playing detective with ZERO documentation, squinting at your screen like you're trying to decode ancient hieroglyphics! Sherlock Holmes could NEVER! 🔍 And finally, the ultimate insult - having to include the framework in your request body AS A HEADER?! What kind of sadistic monster designed this API? I can't even! This is why developers drink! 🍸

Nothing says "I trust my code" like pushing straight to production at 4:16 AM. Why waste time with QA when your paying customers can find bugs for free? It's the ultimate efficiency hack—your users are basically unpaid interns with admin privileges. The best part? When everything inevitably crashes, you can just blame it on "unexpected user behavior" while frantically rolling back commits at 4:17 AM. Who needs sleep when you can have the adrenaline rush of watching your Slack notifications explode?

The ancient art of software alchemy—transforming leaky pipes into decorative fountains! In the top panel, we see a horrified developer discovering water bursting from a pipe (labeled "Bug"). But in the bottom panel, that same leak has been gloriously rebranded as a majestic fountain (labeled "Feature"). This is basically the software development equivalent of saying "I meant to do that" after tripping in public. Can't fix that race condition? Congratulations, you've just invented "asynchronous result randomization." That memory leak? It's now "dynamic resource allocation exploration." The product manager will never know the difference!