Even Google Tests In Prod

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Even Google Tests In Prod

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Google engineers sending themselves a "Test" message with their iconic logo is the digital equivalent of a plumber fixing their own toilet and flushing it 17 times "just to be sure." Billion-dollar company, same debugging tactics as the junior dev who pushes to production at 4:59 PM on Friday. The irony of tech giants using the sophisticated "to me" testing methodology proves that no matter how many PhDs you hire, we all end up typing "test" and praying it works. Next time your manager questions your QA process, just say "I'm following Google's enterprise testing framework."

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