Even Google Tests In Prod

Documentation? Sorry, I don't speak that language. The sacred rule of coding: "If it works, don't touch it and definitely don't explain it." Future you will figure it out... or burn the codebase to the ground trying. That mysterious function without comments? It's not laziness—it's a puzzle box I've gifted to my colleagues. Think of it as team-building!

Content Whoops! 404 - Page not found One of our Development Team must be punished for this unacceptable failure! PICK WHO TO FIRE! Martin Chris In a forgiving mood? Let them all keep their jobs Return to the nomepare

When your neural network confidently labels a cat as a dog, but everyone's freaking out about the AI apocalypse. Look, I've been training models for 15 years, and I can assure you the biggest threat isn't Skynet—it's that production code written at 3 AM with no code review. The real uprising will start when my model can correctly identify my cat and remember to order cat food when I'm running low. Until then, we're safe from the robot overlords... probably.

Content STOP DOING COMPUTER SCIENCE Computers were supposed to solve math, NOT to be programmed C is a LETTER, not a language Wanna print() something? Write it in a PAPER with a PEN "I'm writing a recursive method with threads to optimize the CPU usage in a 0.02" THIS IS A NONSENSICAL STATEMENT MADE BY DERANGED PEOPLE Look at what PROGRAMMERS have been demanding your respect for, after all the led lights we put in their computers: (This is real COMPUTER SCIENCE, done by real COMPUTER SCIENTISTS): FUNNY COLORED LETTERS 178 COMPILATION ERRORS??2?? A FAKE TEAPOT YOU CAN'T USE IF PROGRAMMING WAS REAL HOW COME NOBODY THOUGHT IN DOING while(true) print(money); THEY PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS

Content When the code you copied from a tutorial gives an error

The four stages of developer grief: euphoria when your code finally works, the misguided confidence to "improve" it, the soul-crushing realization that you've unleashed 258 bugs, and finally the existential void where your will to code once lived. That moment between "it works!" and "let me refactor it" is the shortest-lived happiness in programming. It's like finding a $100 bill and immediately using it to buy lottery tickets. Pure self-sabotage, but we never learn.