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We Are Not The Same: Version Number Edition

bugs Technical debt Software development Compatibility Release management Versioning Changelog Breaking changes Semver

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1 year ago 461,108 views 0 shares

We Are Not The Same: Version Number Edition

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The difference between how versioning should work and how it actually works in some codebases. According to semantic versioning, you increment the major version (like 1.0 to 2.0) when you make changes that break backward compatibility. But then there's that one developer who breaks something with literally every commit and somehow still has a job. Their changelog probably just reads "Fixed stuff, broke other stuff" for every release. It's basically the software development equivalent of playing Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun.

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