We Are Not The Same: Version Number Edition

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The ultimate CAPTCHA for hardcore Linux enthusiasts. Instead of identifying traffic lights or crosswalks, you're tasked with selecting SoCs that can boot mainline Linux. Even veteran kernel developers would break into a cold sweat facing this one. It's basically saying "prove you're not just a Linux user, but a Linux masochist." The real authentication isn't the chips you select—it's the existential crisis you experience while staring at obscure silicon and questioning your life choices.

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Ah, the classic "we want to exploit you but make it sound like opportunity" post. This CTO thinks wanting a guaranteed salary is a red flag, but his actual red flags are waving harder than a windmill in a hurricane: ✅ "Lines of code" as a performance metric ✅ Gamified "leaderboard" to pit devs against each other ✅ Mocking stable income as "playing it safe" ✅ Expecting "tens of thousands of lines per day" (physically impossible) ✅ Belittling testing and maintainable code Translation: "I want desperate coders who'll work 80-hour weeks chasing a bonus they'll never quite reach while I pay them peanuts." After 20 years in this industry, I've learned that any company measuring productivity by line count is where good code goes to die. The truly elite developers I know write less code, not more.