We Are Not The Same: Version Number Edition

Oh. My. GOD. That moment when you've been coding for 48 hours straight, fueled by nothing but energy drinks and sheer desperation, and suddenly your AI code assistant cuts you off because you've used up all your precious credits! 💀 You finally look at the absolute MONSTROSITY you've created with your own two hands and it's like meeting a demon spawn you don't even recognize! What IS this unholy abomination of nested if-statements and variable names like 'temp2Final_WORKS_DONTTOUCH'?! The primitive caveman brain takes over as you stare at your creation... confused unga bunga indeed. No AI to save you now, just you and your crimes against computer science!

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Unreal Engine out here acting like your helicopter parent, telling you your beast of a machine with an RTX 5090 and 14900KF isn't good enough to run at 1440p 60fps because it insists on strangling everything through a single thread. Meanwhile, id Tech Engine is the cool uncle who shows up and says "use ALL the cores, kid" and delivers billion FPS on a toaster. The difference? id Software actually knows how to write multithreaded code that doesn't make your CPU cry. They've been optimizing game engines since Carmack was writing assembly in his sleep. Unreal just keeps adding more AI-upscaling band-aids instead of fixing the fundamental performance issues. It's 2024 and we're still dealing with engines that can't properly utilize modern hardware. id Tech proves it's possible, but everyone else would rather blame your GPU than admit their engine is running like it's 2005.

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