Can't take anything seriously on this day

Content Me in 2048 trying to explain to the Al slave junior developer introduced by the company that you can't just push code with 10 syntax errors into prod ProdrammerHumor.io

Content 4.lispzzi 1 5 (ql:quickload "croatoan" ) (in-package :croatoan) it Example from "Land of Lisp", Copyright by Conrad Barski. ; Source: http: landoflisp.comevolution. lisp ;; Unknown licence. 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 (defparameter width 100) (defparameter height 30) (defparameter jungle ' (45 10 10 10)) (defparameter plant-energy 80) (defparameter plants (make-hash-table :test 'equal)) (defparameter reproduction-energy 200) (defstruct animal x y energy dir genes) (defun random-plant (left top width height) (let ((pos (cons ( left (random width)) ( top (random height))))) (setf (gethash pos plants) t))) (defun add-plants () First one in the jungle. (apply 'random-plant jungle) it Then one in the rest of the world. (random-plant 0 0 width height)) ;; Define one starting animal. (defparameter animals (list (make-animal : (ash width -1) :y (ash height -1) :energy 1000 :dir B genes (loop repeat 8 collect (1 (random 10)))))) (defun move- (animal) (let ((dir (animal-dir animal)) ( (animal x animal)) (y (animal-y animal))) it If xwidth, wrap around the world border with the mod function. (set (animal-x animal) (mod ( (cond ( (and ( dir 2) ( dir 5)) 1) ((or ( dir 1) ( dir 5)) 0) (t -1)) width) width)) 84.lisp 1:0 Top LE UTF-8 Lisp

Let's be real—AI chatbots aren't your coding buddies, they're just wolves in sheep's clothing. They slide you that suspiciously perfect code snippet and have the audacity to ask "Does this work?" like they don't already know the answer. Meanwhile, you're about to copy-paste that disaster straight into production because hey, who has time to actually test things? The real joke is that the chatbot is training you to debug its hallucinations. Next time just reply "works perfectly" and watch your server catch fire from a distance.

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Oh, the classic "test in production" approach! This meme perfectly captures that moment when you skip all those boring unit tests and QA environments because you're feeling dangerously confident . Why waste time testing locally when your users can do it for you? Nothing says "I trust my code" like finding out about bugs through angry customer emails! It's basically Russian roulette but with your job security! 😂