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Content Programming in high school and college: I can write a function to check if a number is a palindrome, a "Dog" class that overrides methods of the "Animal" class, and a dictionary that receives the real name of a superhero as key and returns their secret identity. I suppose that I have enough practice to start the next unicorn that will disrupt a major tech industry. imghip FIVE YEARS LATER, SEARCHING FOR WORK: K "What are all of these arcane symbols? How do I unit test? Who is JSON, and why is the letter 'A' missing in his name?" Imgflig

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Content : Anonymous 012622(Wed)02:04:19 No.85393065 Make hello world program to test on my iphone You need to sign in with your ApplelD to test your own app" sign in "Your AppleD must be a developer 166 KB PNG account to test your own app" log in on developer.apple.com and click Yes on the forms "Your AppleID must be a developer account to test your own app" wtf Find Enroll button, click it "Complete your purchase." You literally have to pay Apple 100 to even run your own app on your own phone, even just to see how the process works and if you'd be interested in making an app for the iphone. I'm not going to pay 100 in the off chance I might be interested in publishing an app on the app store at some point in the far future. FUCK this leftshit exploitationcorp : Anonymous 012622(Wed)02:05:42 No.85393082 85393065 (OP) TODDLERS BTFO 1.06 MB GIF

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The eternal gap between theoretical architecture and actual production traffic! 😂 When someone asks if your system can handle a million concurrent users, but your current load is just TEN people, what do you do? Tell the truth and look incompetent or confidently lie and pray you'll never have to prove it? This is basically every startup pitch deck vs. actual server metrics. "Oh yeah, our architecture is totally cloud-native, horizontally scalable to infinity!" Meanwhile, the poor Node.js server is running on a t2.micro instance that crashes when three people use the search function simultaneously. The best part? When the miracle happens and you actually get that traffic spike, you'll be frantically Googling "how to optimize database queries at 3am" while telling management "it's just a minor scaling issue!"

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