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Ah, the apocalyptic quartet of syntax that makes developers question their career choices! Double equals comparing to true is like wearing socks with sandals - technically works but why would you do that? Just use the boolean directly! The null check with ?? that shows up uninvited in every codebase like that one relative at family gatherings who keeps asking why you're still single. Double exclamation marks on booleans - because apparently one wasn't dramatic enough to convert values to boolean. It's the coding equivalent of saying "REALLY REALLY" to emphasize your point. And that empty for loop with just a semicolon? Pure chaos. The kind of code that makes senior devs develop eye twitches during code reviews. These four horsemen don't just signal the end of readable code - they're the reason why Stack Overflow exists.

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When the 22-year-old intern suggests we should "vibe code" instead of writing proper documentation and tests. Listen kid, I've been debugging spaghetti code since before you were born. I've seen codebases that would make you cry. There's no "vibing" in production—only tears, caffeine, and Stack Overflow. The only thing "vibrating" here is my patience as it rapidly approaches zero.

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