Stack Overflow: The Developer's Life Support

The sheer panic when Stack Overflow hiccups for a tenth of a second is the most accurate representation of developer dependency I've ever seen. Nothing says "I have no idea what I'm doing" quite like frantically refreshing the page that contains all the answers to questions you're too afraid to admit you have. It's like watching your oxygen supply flicker while deep-sea diving. The world isn't ending, but try telling that to your deadline.