Stack Overflow: The Developer's Life Support

This is the programmer's version of "give a man a fish" that hits way too close to home. Sure, you can hand someone a working program and watch them struggle for 24 hours trying to figure out why the console is spitting out gibberish. But teach them to code? Congratulations, you've just sentenced them to an eternity of Stack Overflow tabs, mysterious semicolon errors, and the existential dread that comes with realizing your code works but you have absolutely no idea why. The best part? We voluntarily sign up for this torture and then have the audacity to call it a "passion." Masochists, the lot of us.

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Let's be honest, we've all been there. You need a regex pattern, so you open your editor with the confidence of someone who definitely knows what they're doing. Five minutes later, you're staring at a keyboard smash of special characters that somehow works. The beauty of regex is that the most efficient way to create one is apparently to let your cat walk across the keyboard. Random slashes, brackets, and character classes? Congrats, you've matched exactly what you needed... and also 47 edge cases you didn't consider. Ten years of programming experience and I still copy-paste from Stack Overflow. The cat method might actually be more reliable.

Content Me: uploads code to stack overflow so that other people can help me debug the error l'm getting Everyone else working on the military's missile guidance software:

Content E HI. I have problems catching mice, any advice please? Recommend upgrading to relying on humans StackOverflow Catching mice is no longer considered a best practice. Covered by "How to stalk birds." Marked as duplicate.

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