Stack Overflow Is Desperate Now

Let's be honest—we've all written code that would make a compiler cry. That moment when someone asks for your GitHub and you remember those nested ternaries and 200-line functions that somehow work by pure cosmic accident. It's not greed keeping that monstrosity private; it's the digital equivalent of hiding the evidence. "No, no, I can't share that project because of... uh... intellectual property reasons." Yeah, sure buddy. We both know it's held together with Stack Overflow snippets and prayers.

Content Formulating your first, thought-out question on StackOverflow No answers, only downvotes

Content Software developers don't spend 8-12 continuous hours at their desk pumping out code every single day. Sure knowing how to code is a necessity in their profession. However, there's requirements to understand. Meetings to attend. Actual human interaction that happens almost as frequently as when they're writing code depending on the company and framework. You have just described run of the mill mediocre coders. Those are a dime a dozen and are easily replaceable and not worth hiring at all based on Elon Musks standards. An elite coder would be someone like John Carmack who would literally spend all day and night coding for months to ship a game. He or she would know all the ins and out of the full stack including both software and hardware and networking. They would build state of the art technology in months when experts thought it would be impossible. And in the end they would ship game after game after game with a team of 6. In this case, replace game with twitter features.

Content Junior dev watching senior dev copying the error message, pasting on Google, and opening the first StackOverflow link

Content Eddy Vinck JavaScript EddyVinckk How am I supposed to do my job now? This site can't be reached stackoverflow.com's server IP address could not be found. DNSPROBEFINISHEDNXDOMAIN Reload 7:50 PM 19062020 Twitter Web App

Content When you copy an obscure line of code from stack overflow, and it makes your program compile succesfully, but you have no idea what it does The scope ofiny engineering genius literally knows no bounds.