It's Not Imposter Syndrome If It's True

The eternal struggle of software architects: sweating profusely while staring at two buttons that represent opposing architectural philosophies. One promises the trendy complexity of microservices everywhere, the other suggests keeping things simple. Meanwhile, their finger hovers over the microservices button as if drawn by some mysterious force that compels them to overcomplicate everything. Nothing says "enterprise solution" quite like turning a simple CRUD app into 47 independently deployable services that require their own dedicated SRE team.

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Ah, the classic developer duality. Your backend code is a magnificent mansion with spiral staircases and crystal chandeliers—elegant architecture, optimized algorithms, and beautiful design patterns that would make Uncle Bob shed a tear of joy. Meanwhile, your frontend is essentially the haunted house from every horror movie ever—broken CSS, misaligned divs, and UI elements that look like they were designed during a power outage. The kind of interface that makes users wonder if they've accidentally time-traveled back to GeoCities circa 1997. The irony? Users only see the haunted house and couldn't care less about your beautiful backend architecture. Ship it anyway!

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