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The existential crisis of every imposter syndrome-riddled developer! This dev knows their code is held together by StackOverflow answers and prayer, so if an aviation company thinks they're qualified enough to hire, that's a terrifying red flag about who's building flight systems. The ultimate paradox: succeeding at the interview would confirm their worst fear—that the bar is low enough that even they could pass. And suddenly every turbulence bump becomes "oh god, did I write that part?"

Oh. My. GOD! The absolute TRAGEDY of modern development in one perfect image! 😭 On the left, we have the GLORIOUS CHAD DEVELOPERS of yesteryear who, when faced with limitations, didn't whine about it - they just casually BUILT THEIR OWN OPERATING SYSTEM WITH THEIR OWN LANGUAGE like it was just another Tuesday afternoon hobby! And then there's us... the pathetic creatures of today, sobbing into our Stack Overflow searches, unable to remember the syntax for a basic if statement in Python (which is literally just "if condition:"). The sheer AUDACITY of comparing these two specimens! I'm having an existential crisis just looking at this!

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