How To Learn Coding (Arctic Edition)

Ah yes, the classic "how to learn coding in a single night" question. The answer? Just relocate to a place where "night" lasts six months. Problem solved with geographic loopholes instead of actual time management skills.

The best part is the follow-up advice: "just Google it." Because apparently after traveling thousands of miles to the Arctic Circle, setting up your development environment in sub-zero temperatures, and dealing with polar bears, the groundbreaking strategy is... the same thing you could've done from your couch.