Hollywood's Alien-Defeating Spaghetti Code

Content 1 2 3 4 5 X1 dad-"hi dad im dad" while x ! 0: print (dad) dad"hi" " dad " im dad" it's showtime...

Content BEHOLD! THE BSOD-INATOR!

Content Using for Loons Using while loons Using recursive if statements Just conving and pasting your code for each iteration

Content Vincent Flibustier • © @vinceflibustier First day at Crowdstrike, pushed a little update and taking the afternoon GONOSTRIKE

The eternal struggle of texture mapping gone wrong! The waiter—clearly a junior developer—applied UV mapping to these fries, turning what should be a delicious meal into a technical nightmare. In game development, UV mapping is how 2D textures get wrapped around 3D objects, but when done poorly, you get... whatever this abomination is. The fries look like they've been rendered with the default texture coordinates that someone forgot to unwrap properly. Classic case of "it works on my machine" energy from the kitchen staff.

This conversation is what happens when you skip the "boring" security lectures in CS class. Our green-text hero thinks decrypting password hashes is just another Tuesday feature request, while orange-text is having an existential crisis trying to explain one-way functions. The best part? Five years of development experience and still wondering why we can't just hand out passwords like candy. That final "I can look it up anytime" after completely misunderstanding basic cryptography is peak developer confidence without competence. This is why your bank account gets hacked, folks. Because somewhere out there, a dev is thinking "who cares if you have the decryption algorithm" while building your financial app. Bruh indeed.