Hollywood's Alien-Defeating Spaghetti Code

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Programming Security

11 months ago 238,102 views 1 shares

Hollywood's Alien-Defeating Spaghetti Code

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So this is the legendary code that saved humanity from alien invasion? Functions like bendColumnY and WorryWord(111000) must be the secret sauce! Hollywood's idea of hacking is basically "throw random tech words in a blender and make it blue." If aliens can be defeated by this gibberish, they deserve extinction. Their billion-year-old technology got pwned by what looks like a drunk intern's first attempt at coding after a Red Bull bender. No wonder Will Smith had time to punch an alien and smoke a cigar - the extraterrestrials were too busy trying to parse superior = SecDelay($IntoSecA*$IntoSecB)*HostValX.

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