The Law Of Rustification

The perfect illustration of every Rust evangelist's nightmare - someone who's perfectly content with their "inferior" programming language. The gray NPC face getting increasingly angry at someone who dares to be satisfied with their current performance is peak programming tribalism. It's like telling a CrossFit enthusiast you're happy with your occasional jog around the block. The audacity! How DARE you be content when there's memory safety and blazing speed to be had?! Next thing you'll tell me is that you don't even care about zero-cost abstractions!

Rust evangelists: *screeching intensifies* when they discover 19.11% of Rust libraries use the unsafe keyword, while C++ sits smugly at the dinner table knowing it doesn't need to mark anything as unsafe because everything is potentially unsafe by default. It's like bragging about having 19.11% of your codebase labeled "might explode" while C++ just assumes you're smart enough to know the whole thing is a minefield. Memory safety theater at its finest!

This meme is pure programming genius! The top panel shows rejection of Rust (a language literally named after metal oxidation), while the bottom panel shows enthusiastic approval of WD-40 (the famous lubricant that prevents... wait for it... RUST). It's basically saying "Why use a programming language designed to prevent memory errors when you can just spray some lubricant on your code?" The irony is delicious - Rust the language prevents memory "rust," but this programmer would rather use the actual anti-rust spray. Whoever made this clearly has commitment issues with learning new languages and would rather apply a quick fix than adopt proper solutions. Classic programmer procrastination at its finest!

The most honest programming language flowchart in existence. Doesn't matter if you want money, have friends, like snakes, use Windows, or question your humanity—the answer is always Rust. It's like that friend who recommends the same restaurant regardless of what cuisine you're in the mood for. The Rust evangelism task force strikes again! What's hilarious is how the flowchart pretends to offer choices while leading you down a predetermined path. Classic bait-and-switch, just like when management asks for your "input" on the tech stack for the new project.

The entire tech industry building massive, complex systems while Rust sits in the corner like that one tiny critical bolt holding everything together. Sure, let's keep piling more JavaScript frameworks on top while pretending our foundation isn't held together by some memory-safe code written by people who actually care about not segfaulting in production. That single Rust component is probably preventing half the internet from imploding on Tuesday afternoons.

Java just sitting there on its phone eating lunch while the newer languages duke it out in a chaotic bar fight. C++ is throwing punches, JavaScript and Rust are in a full-on brawl, and Java's just like "Yeah, I've seen this movie before." After 25+ years of enterprise dominance, Java knows these young languages will eventually tire themselves out arguing about who's more performant or has better syntax. Meanwhile, Java's running on 3 billion devices and doesn't even bother looking up from its corporate expense account lunch.