The Law Of Rustification

The C++ developer dreams of social interaction while the Rust developer's one human encounter per week consists of checking the mailbox and getting told to learn Rust. Introverts who code in Rust don't even make it past the mailbox before retreating back to their memory-safe caves. Five minutes of socialization? Better mark that as unsafe{} and come back next week.

The ultimate productivity hack: coding with a side of Subway Surfers and... is that slime in the terminal window? Nothing says "I've perfected my IDE" like turning your workspace into a digital Chuck E. Cheese. Left side: serious Rust code with fancy syntax highlighting. Right side: "Ooh, shiny game!" Middle: "Let me just squeeze in this purple goop ASMR video because why focus on one distraction when you can have three? The compiler errors can wait—I've got a high score to beat and slime to poke.

Ah, the GitHub language breakdown for side projects – where BASIC somehow makes up 11.1% of your codebase despite not touching it since 1997. Let's not forget the 9% Beef (a real language, but probably just your angry comments), 6.5% Rust because you watched that one YouTube tutorial, whatever "मादरचोद" is (probably what you shouted at 3 AM when nothing compiled), C89 from that algorithm you copy-pasted, and Albanian because... why not? The remaining 56.3% is just unclassified Stack Overflow snippets you're hoping nobody notices. Side projects: where programming languages go to either die or reproduce uncontrollably.

BEHOLD! The TypeScript mascot being STRANGLED by someone wearing a Rust bracelet! The AUDACITY! The DRAMA! This is basically the software equivalent of Game of Thrones, but with programming languages instead of noble houses! The Rust evangelists have gone TOO FAR this time - not content with telling everyone their memory-safe paradise is superior, they're now physically assaulting poor TypeScript! Next they'll be telling us that "undefined is not a function" wouldn't happen if we just rewrote everything in Rust! THE HORROR!

The romance manga we never asked for but secretly needed: "C-senpai and the Memory Management Disaster." That awkward moment when you're trying to flirt with C programming but end up with a segmentation fault. The C language is literally offering pointers while warning about manual memory management - the ultimate toxic relationship in programming. After 20 years of coding, I still wake up in cold sweats thinking about dangling pointers. Rust developers are just C programmers who finally went to therapy.

The embedded systems world is having a full-blown affair with C/C++ while giving Rust the cold shoulder. Despite Rust's memory safety guarantees and zero-cost abstractions, embedded devs keep crawling back to their toxic exes C and C++. It's like watching someone choose dial-up when fiber is available because "we've always done it this way." The embedded community's relationship status with C/C++ is definitely: "It's complicated" – and by complicated, I mean "refusing to move on despite all the segfaults and buffer overflows."