Work Smarter Not Harder: The Programmer's Punishment

Content 3 hr. ago People here do indiehobby dev as a pasion project. People are simply more passiomate working on their own ideas. No one wants to work for free on a project likely to never get released only to chase someone else's dream. 4 137 Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow OP 3 hr. ago Uh, that last sentence is what I dreaded. I have no programming skills what so ever, but I have an almost complete game design ready. The next step is to get in touch with a former friend, who I lost contact with many years ago. He's a programmer. I'm hoping he'll jump on board on this project. The challenge is of course, as you imply, to make him feel a sense of ownership of the project as well, and not just doing my project. Wish me the best of luck on this, or else a big dream, that has been in the pipeline for years, will be dead. -136 Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow

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Ah, the classic programmer dichotomy! Top panel: Skeptical SpongeBob reluctantly using a pre-built math library like a normal person. Bottom panel: Maniacally happy SpongeBob diving into advanced mathematics and bitwise operations to build a "sUcKiEr VeRsIoN" from scratch. This is basically every developer who's ever thought "I could write this better" before spending 47 hours reinventing a wheel that's slightly more square than the original. The optimization obsession is real - we'd rather write 500 lines of bit-shifting wizardry than import numpy and call it a day.

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Content When you read some incredibly bad code, thinking "What moron wrote this.", but halfway through it starts to become familiar. Well, of course I know him. He's me.

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