Work Smarter Not Harder: The Programmer's Punishment

Why waste precious hand energy when you can automate your remorse? While normal students are developing carpal tunnel syndrome writing "I'm sorry" a hundred times, programmers are just like: "Let the machine do the tedious work." This is basically the origin story of every programmer—someone who was too efficient (or lazy) to do repetitive tasks manually. The beautiful irony is that we'll spend 45 minutes writing and debugging a program to save ourselves 5 minutes of work. Efficiency at its finest!