Where Exe Though?

Content -( 450 points 13 hours ago Computer programming is an everlasting big dick contest of people with small dicks. perma-link source embed save save-RES report give gold reply hide child comments 645 points 12 hours ago You sound like a Python dev. perma-link source embed save save-RES parent report give gold reply load more comments (15 replies)

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Someone clearly wrote this code before their morning coffee! The docstring says it "clothes the connection" instead of "closes the connection" - a classic caffeine-deficient typo that somehow made it through code review. Meanwhile, the function is actually doing what it's supposed to: checking if the socket exists before closing it. The contrast between the typo and the correct implementation is peak programmer brain operating on low power mode.

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The perfect collision of British slang and Python programming! The joke plays on how "__init__" (the special constructor method in Python classes) sounds exactly like a British person saying "innit" - their colloquial way of saying "isn't it?" at the end of sentences. Imagine a posh British dev reviewing code: "Blimey, that's a constructor, __init__? *sips tea aggressively*" The beauty is in how perfectly these worlds overlap - object-oriented programming meets Cockney rhyming slang. Bloody brilliant coding humor!