Interpreted language Memes

The eternal quest for the executable in Python repos! Share your beautiful Python code on GitHub and immediately get bombarded with the inevitable question: "where exe?" Because apparently some folks missed the memo that Python is an interpreted language. They're sitting there waiting for that magical .exe file like orangutans at a conference table, dead serious and slightly judgmental. Meanwhile, you're silently questioning if you should give them a 20-minute lecture on bytecode compilation, virtual environments, or just send them a link to PyInstaller and call it a day.

You spend three weeks crafting your Python masterpiece, push it to GitHub, and within minutes some random dev comments "where's the executable?" These monkeys don't understand that Python IS interpreted. They're probably the same people who ask for the manager's phone number at a self-checkout. Next they'll want you to compile HTML too.