When Your Side Project Becomes Your Personal Therapist

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Ah yes, the classic "market correction" we've all been waiting for. Nothing says "your decade of experience and six-figure student loans were worth it" quite like being offered McDonald's wages for senior developer positions. That smug cartoon dog sipping his drink represents every offshore recruiter who thinks your expertise in building scalable distributed systems is worth approximately one Starbucks latte per hour. The best part? It's a promoted post—someone actually paid money to advertise this absurdity. Welcome to 2023, where your GitHub contributions are worth less than the electricity it took to push them.

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When your code doesn't work but your colleague's identical code does... turns out they used 4 spaces for indentation while you're a tab heretic. The compiler/interpreter bows to the spaces like that stubborn child listens to grandma. Nothing triggers holy wars in programming quite like the tabs vs. spaces debate. And somewhere, a senior dev is silently judging both of you while writing single-line code with no indentation whatsoever.

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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of junior devs bringing their deeply nested if-statement monstrosities into code reviews! 💀 Senior devs are literally DYING inside watching these poor souls casually stroll in with their 17 levels of indentation like it's just "a smoothie." HONEY, that's not a smoothie—that's a crime against humanity that would make even the most hardened code reviewer weep! Meanwhile, the senior is standing there having an existential crisis because they spent YEARS learning that anything beyond 2 levels of nesting is basically asking for the debugging equivalent of exploring the nine circles of hell. But sure, bring your "smoothie" to the code review. We'll just be over here hyperventilating into a paper bag!