When Your Side Project Becomes Your Personal Therapist

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When Your Side Project Becomes Your Personal Therapist

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Someone built a "Is This Tech Dead?" website to check if Python is dying, only to get personally attacked by their own creation. The site reports Python has a "Deaditude Score" of just 17.6% (very much alive), then delivers the fatal blow: "Healthier than your work-life balance." That's the digital equivalent of asking your smart scale your weight and it responding "less than your emotional baggage."

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