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Bro Did Not Deserve This
Ios Apple Android Programming
7 days ago 255.0K views 0 shares
Bro Did Not Deserve This
Android developer tries to have a reasonable conversation about Apple users and immediately gets nuked from orbit. Guy literally admits Android is garbage, explains his Apple preference with actual logic (security, ecosystem, lifestyle), and still gets roasted for allegedly spending time on Instagram instead of fixing Android. Brother threw him under the bus, backed up, and ran him over again. The self-own is spectacular. "Me being an android developer I also say android is shit" is the kind of brutal honesty that deserves respect, not a clapback about sliding into DMs. Man was just trying to bridge the iOS-Android divide and got absolutely demolished for his troubles.

It Wasn't Me
Git Programming Debugging
15 days ago 260.3K views 0 shares
It Wasn't Me
Oh honey, the absolute BETRAYAL of running git blame on some cursed code only to discover that the culprit is... YOU. From three years ago. On a Friday. Because of COURSE it was a Friday—when your brain was already halfway to happy hour and you were just yeeting code into production like confetti at a parade. The way this developer goes from confident detective to having a full-blown existential crisis is *chef's kiss*. Nothing quite matches the horror of realizing you're not hunting down some incompetent colleague—you're staring into a mirror of your past self's crimes against coding. The ghost of Friday Past has come to haunt you, and it's wearing YOUR face.

Look At This Junk!
Programming Debugging
21 days ago 242.6K views 1 shares
Look At This Junk!
You know that feeling when you revisit your old code and suddenly wonder if you were drunk, sleep-deprived, or just fundamentally broken as a human being? Two months is that perfect sweet spot where the code is old enough to be incomprehensible, but recent enough that you can't blame a different version of yourself. The horror sets in when you realize there are no comments, variable names like x2 and temp_final_ACTUAL , and a function that's somehow 400 lines long. You start questioning your career choices, your education, and whether that CS degree was worth anything at all. The real kicker? It works perfectly in production. You're terrified to touch it because you have absolutely no idea how or why it functions. It's like archaeological code—best left buried and undisturbed.

Always The Ones You Suspect The Most
Debugging Git Programming Testing
1 month ago 191.8K views 0 shares
Always The Ones You Suspect The Most
The Scooby-Doo unmasking format strikes again, but instead of revealing the villain, we're exposing the real culprit behind production bugs: ourselves. You spend hours blaming the framework, the compiler, legacy code, that one intern from 2019, maybe even cosmic radiation flipping bits in RAM. But when you finally trace through the git blame and check the commit history, surprise! It was your own code from 3 AM last Tuesday when you thought you were being clever with that "quick fix." The real horror isn't finding bugs—it's discovering you're the villain in your own debugging story. At least when it's someone else's code, you can feel morally superior while fixing it. When it's yours? Just pure existential dread and a strong desire to delete your commit history.

When Your Side Project Becomes Your Personal Therapist
Python Webdev Programming
9 months ago 160.7K views 0 shares
When Your Side Project Becomes Your Personal Therapist
Someone built a "Is This Tech Dead?" website to check if Python is dying, only to get personally attacked by their own creation. The site reports Python has a "Deaditude Score" of just 17.6% (very much alive), then delivers the fatal blow: "Healthier than your work-life balance." That's the digital equivalent of asking your smart scale your weight and it responding "less than your emotional baggage."

Back When Bright And Chipper
Programming Debugging Testing
10 months ago 133.7K views 0 shares
Back When Bright And Chipper
OH MY GOD, PAST ME, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?! 😱 That moment when you excavate your ancient code like some digital archaeologist, expecting a beautiful masterpiece only to discover what can only be described as a crime against humanity written by your younger, more optimistic self. The sheer AUDACITY of past you to write that monstrosity and label it "elegant" is just... *chef's kiss* the ultimate betrayal. You stare at your screen, mouth agape, wondering what hallucinogenic substances you must have been on when you thought THAT was the solution. The duality of programming: thinking you're a genius one day, and calling yourself colorful names the next! 💅