Self-roast Memes

The Scooby-Doo unmasking format strikes again, but instead of revealing the villain, we're exposing the real culprit behind production bugs: ourselves. You spend hours blaming the framework, the compiler, legacy code, that one intern from 2019, maybe even cosmic radiation flipping bits in RAM. But when you finally trace through the git blame and check the commit history, surprise! It was your own code from 3 AM last Tuesday when you thought you were being clever with that "quick fix." The real horror isn't finding bugs—it's discovering you're the villain in your own debugging story. At least when it's someone else's code, you can feel morally superior while fixing it. When it's yours? Just pure existential dread and a strong desire to delete your commit history.