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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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When Your Side Project Becomes Your Personal Therapist

Python Webdev Programming
3 months ago 102.0K views 0 shares
When Your Side Project Becomes Your Personal Therapist
Someone built a "Is This Tech Dead?" website to check if Python is dying, only to get personally attacked by their own creation. The site reports Python has a "Deaditude Score" of just 17.6% (very much alive), then delivers the fatal blow: "Healthier than your work-life balance." That's the digital equivalent of asking your smart scale your weight and it responding "less than your emotional baggage."

Back When Bright And Chipper

Programming Debugging Testing
4 months ago 86.7K views 0 shares
Back When Bright And Chipper
OH MY GOD, PAST ME, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?! 😱 That moment when you excavate your ancient code like some digital archaeologist, expecting a beautiful masterpiece only to discover what can only be described as a crime against humanity written by your younger, more optimistic self. The sheer AUDACITY of past you to write that monstrosity and label it "elegant" is just... *chef's kiss* the ultimate betrayal. You stare at your screen, mouth agape, wondering what hallucinogenic substances you must have been on when you thought THAT was the solution. The duality of programming: thinking you're a genius one day, and calling yourself colorful names the next! 💅

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