When Your Dad Was Hardcore Before It Was Cool

Nothing says "I'm officially ancient" like your dad casually dropping that he coded in Assembly. That moment when you realize your "cutting-edge" Python skills are basically the programming equivalent of using training wheels, while Dad was over there manually flipping bits and calculating memory addresses by hand. The generational tech gap hits different when you find out your old man was basically speaking directly to the CPU while you're still trying to remember if you need parentheses after print.