The Universal Programmer Verification Protocol

Content People learning JavaScript: "I'll use array.sort) to sort this list of numbers!" JavaScript: 1,100000, 21, 30, 4 E

The bell curve of architecture wisdom strikes again! On the left, we have the blissfully ignorant junior dev who's happy with a monolith because they don't know any better. In the middle, the insufferable mid-level architect screaming about microservices like they've discovered fire. And on the right, the battle-scarred senior who's been through enough distributed system nightmares to circle back to "just use a damn monolith." Nothing like spending six months untangling a hairball of 47 microservices communicating through a message queue that nobody understands anymore just to realize it could've been three functions in one repo.

Content RETURNING TO THE CONVOLUTED MESS OF CODE I WAS SUPPOSED TO COMPLETE BEFORE THE HOLIDAYS

Content People making front- endback-end developer memes made with mematic ProarammerHumor.io Me who only knows how to put a value on a variable

Content git SUBVERSION e Final 2 e Final Final FINAL FOR REAL THIS TIME OK This is definitely final I prefer the real version control I said the real version control Perfection

Content yuva. krishna.memes Rockstar Dev Finishes 2 major features Gives 20 second updates in scrum and stays silent whole meeting On the sea oflife. Drink good beer, Random useless Dev I Do not ban oni Works on code cleanup, Takes 5 mins in scrum explaining all BSand pokes nose into every other updates