The CS Class Hierarchy Of Pain

OMG THE TRAUMA IS REAL! 😭 There you are, innocently trying to print "Hello World" in Python, and suddenly the class prodigy starts reciting the syntax differences between Haskell and Rust while casually mentioning their weekend project in assembly language. LIKE WE GET IT, YOU'RE A CODING DEITY! Meanwhile, the rest of us are being sonically assaulted by their trumpet of superiority while we struggle to remember if we need a semicolon at the end of a Python line (spoiler alert: you don't). The CS class hierarchy is more brutal than any data structure could ever be!