The CS Class Hierarchy Of Pain

When LinkedIn meets GitHub, truth bombs explode! This genius "Senior Data Engineer" created a script that automatically commits to GitHub every few minutes—making his contribution graph look like he's coding 24/7. Little did he know his "10-minute hack" would expose the entire tech hiring circus. The second part shows a recruiter drooling over this fake activity: "We offered him $500k without even interviewing!" Because apparently, a green GitHub grid is more impressive than actual skills. Who needs technical interviews when you can automate your way to looking productive? Remember kids, it's not about building useful things—it's about making sure your contribution graph looks like a radioactive lawn.

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Content Matt Watson 2nd 4x Founder, CTOCEO, Podcaster, ... Follow View my blog 4d "No code" is someone else's code. "Cloud" is someone else's servers. "Machine Learning" is just statistics on steroids. "Artificial Intelligence" is a collection of IF statements written on a massive scale. "Blockchain" is a highly inefficient database, secured by collective distrust. "Big Data" is a lot of data that nobody knows what to do with. "Smart Home" is where your fridge knows more about your diet than you do. "Virtual Reality" is a fancy way to ignore the actual reality. "Quantum Computing" is a kind of computing that not even its developers fully understand. "Internet of Things" is making sure even your toaster is hackable.

Content THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD THOSE WHO DON'T CODE HTMLAT ALL AND THOSE WHO ALWAYS SEARCH FOR HOW TO CENTER A FUCKIN' DIV BLOCK

The eternal quest for the executable in Python repos! Share your beautiful Python code on GitHub and immediately get bombarded with the inevitable question: "where exe?" Because apparently some folks missed the memo that Python is an interpreted language. They're sitting there waiting for that magical .exe file like orangutans at a conference table, dead serious and slightly judgmental. Meanwhile, you're silently questioning if you should give them a 20-minute lecture on bytecode compilation, virtual environments, or just send them a link to PyInstaller and call it a day.

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