Mostly Python... In Your Dreams

The evolution of developer excitement is directly proportional to app bloat. Swift? Meh. PyQt? Getting interesting. Electron at 300MB? Now we're talking! Electron at 700MB? Mind-blown! But that 7MB installer that downloads a 700MB Electron app? Pure ecstasy. Remember when we used to optimize for performance? Now we're just wrapping web browsers in desktop shells and calling it innovation. The best part is watching product managers celebrate "small installer size" while conveniently forgetting about the bandwidth-crushing download that follows. Peak software engineering of our time.

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The cultural shock when a Python programmer encounters MATLAB's 1-based indexing is like discovering your favorite coffee shop now exclusively serves decaf. In Python, arrays start at index 0 like any civilized programming language. Then MATLAB comes along with its "indexes start at 1" heresy, triggering an existential crisis in developers who've built their entire identity around zero-based indexing. The transition is basically the five stages of grief, except you get stuck in the anger phase indefinitely. And that little MATLAB mascot's smug face isn't helping matters.

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Job description: "Must be expert in Kubernetes, Terraform, AWS, Ansible, Argo, Python, Helm, Docker, Grafana, Vault, and whatever else we discover next week." Actual job: "Here's a Jenkins instance from 2013. Don't break it." The classic bait-and-switch of modern DevOps. They lure you in with promises of cutting-edge infrastructure, then hand you the digital equivalent of a museum artifact held together with duct tape and prayers. Six months in, you're still trying to figure out why production depends on a Perl script written by someone who left during the Obama administration.