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Mostly Python... In Your Dreams

Mostly Python... In Your Dreams
When the job description says "R knowledge required, Python mostly used," but then you show up and discover it's 99% R with that one random pandas script someone wrote 3 years ago. The classic bait-and-switch where data scientists get lured by the promise of Python only to find themselves knee-deep in R's cryptic syntax and bizarre indexing. Meanwhile, Python sits there looking all smug because everyone claims to love it, but nobody actually lets you use it for the cool projects.

Import Pain As Humor

Import Pain As Humor
The absolute chaos of these import aliases would make any self-respecting data scientist twitch uncontrollably. It's like deliberately swapping all the labels in someone's meticulously organized spice rack. TensorFlow as "plt"? Pandas as "tf"? This is psychological warfare in Python form. This is the coding equivalent of putting pineapple on pizza and serving it to an Italian chef. The beautiful part is how efficiently it triggers data scientists—just four lines of code to induce a complete mental breakdown. Truly elegant villainy.

Excel Logic: Where Everything Becomes A Date

Excel Logic: Where Everything Becomes A Date
While philosophers debate whether the glass is half empty or half full, Excel is over here interpreting your liquid level as a date because why not? This perfectly captures Excel's notorious habit of converting anything remotely numeric into dates whether you want it to or not. Type "1/2" meaning one-half? Nope, that's January 2nd now. Your simple fraction? Sorry, it's February 1st. The eternal struggle of every data analyst who's ever screamed at their screen: "NO EXCEL, THAT'S NOT A DATE!"