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Behold! The MYTHICAL CREATURE known as the "entry-level developer" according to job listings! 🙄 You want to break into tech? HONEY, PLEASE! First, master 17 programming languages, 3 cloud platforms, every database known to mankind, and while you're at it, BUILD AN OPERATING SYSTEM FROM SCRATCH! The audacity of HR expecting you to wear a "Full Stack Developer" hoodie while carrying a "@SeniorDeveloper" bag and being SURROUNDED by tech logos that would make even a 20-year veteran break into a cold sweat! Entry level position: Must know JavaScript, TypeScript, Python, C#, Ruby, Angular, Node.js, AWS, GCP, Oracle, SQL Server, MySQL, PostgreSQL, Docker, Kotlin, Swift... and we're offering a WHOPPING $15/hour! But there's free coffee in the break room, so... TOTALLY WORTH IT, RIGHT?! 💅

This Python code is the programmer equivalent of IT Crowd wisdom. It tries to find the maximum value in an empty list (which will throw an error), then catches the exception by... restarting the script. Essentially coding "have you tried turning it off and on again?" into your error handling. The digital equivalent of kicking the vending machine when your snack gets stuck.

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Ah, the haunting memory of C syntax when you've gone full Python. The meme shows a Python dev who also knows C, staring longingly at a framed photo of those low-level constructs they once mastered. It's like keeping a picture of your ex on your nightstand – painful yet somehow comforting. Sure, Python lets you write a sorting algorithm in 3 lines while sipping tea, but deep down you miss manually incrementing loop counters and segfaulting your way through memory management. That muscle memory for semicolons never truly fades.

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