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A mathematician stands at a crossroads, facing two programming paths. To the left, Python's sunny castle beckons with its friendly syntax and gentle learning curve. To the right, Haskell's dark fortress looms with lightning, pure functions, and monads that will make your brain melt. The mathematician just stands there, calculating which language will cause the optimal amount of suffering per line of code. Spoiler: they'll choose Haskell because apparently mathematicians enjoy pain.

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