I've Been Doing This For Almost A Decade Now, Did I Miss Something?

Content Rich Davis, PhD, D(ABMM), MLS I richdavisphd Did you know that if you go anti-vax hard enough, sometimes you circle all the way back to inventing vaccines? On Par Golfergirl2018 2d As seen on FB. What a concept. Yesterday at 9:50pm i am not anti vax, but I understand why some parents do not want those chemicals in their children bodies think instead of chemical shots, the doctors should give a small piece of the virus, so the body can build natural immunity.. like the chicken pox playdates we had as kids

The recruiter promised you a tech paradise of Python, C++, SQL, and embedded systems. Six months later, you're a broken shell of a human manually copying data between Excel sheets. The thousand-yard stare says it all. Your CS degree is collecting dust while you're becoming a human VLOOKUP function.

The desperate plea of "import everything please" hits way too close to home! That moment of pure desperation when your code refuses to run and you're ready to beg the compiler to just figure it out for you. Sure, we're supposed to only import what we need, but at 2AM with a deadline looming, specificity goes out the window and we're ready to wildcard import the entire language ecosystem just to make that one function work. The compiler silently judges our lack of module understanding while we frantically type import * like it's some magical incantation that will solve all our problems.

Content Storing data All data stored in database All data stored in a Google Sheet, accessible via an API Each user's data is stored as XML in a separate text file A disk partition is created for each user, with the user ID as the partition name, sized exactly to fit the required user data A group of developers learn user data by heart and data is requested on demand via Mechanical Turk Interns use post-its to store the location of the base64-encoded data within the decimals of Pi CommitStrip.com

Content My daughter tells me you are a programmer. Is that right ? Yes Sir! I'm a HTML programmer You have 10 seconds to get off my property.

Python's Global Interpreter Lock (GIL) strikes again! While your 8-core beast of a machine sits there begging to flex its multi-threading muscles, Python's like "nah, I'll just use this one core and let the rest take a nap." That fourth core though? It's having an existential crisis watching all that wasted potential. Multi-threaded Python is basically paying for a Ferrari and then being told you can only use first gear. Thanks GIL, you're the real MVP (Most Vexing Problem).