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Content STOP USING PYTHON PROGRAMMING WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE FOR CHILDREN YEARS OF PROGRAMMING yet PYTHON has NEVER BEEN USED for ANY REAL WORLD APPLICATION PYTHON is a language for BABIES. NO ADULT that has A FUNCTIONING BRAIN would use a language THAT STEALS LIBRARIES THAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE MADE b-BuT iSn'T iT iNtUiTiVe ThOuGh??? SHUT THE FUCK UP. Python FORCES the user to learn HUNDREDS of THOUSANDS of commands, and they are ALL COMPLETE HORSESHIT myAge input () Why does it want your PERSONAL INFORMATION? while b 10 TEN WHAT? APPLES? ORANGES? print( 'Hello world!') WHAT IF YOU DON'T HAVE A PRINTER? There ALREADY EXISTS a language that only makes you learn EIGHT commands, IT'S CALLED BRAINFUCK ProarammerHumor.io

Content C is amazing I'm using it for everything But Peter it's really easy to misuse pointers, stomp on memory, access out of bounds and get crazy compile times with templates Harry I already said 1 use it for everything you don't need to sell it to me ProdrammerHumor.io

The eternal war between math and code in one factorial joke! In programming, 2! is just a very excited 2 (or a boolean NOT applied twice, returning the original value). But for mathematicians, 2! is factorial notation meaning 2×1=2. The programmer's horrified "No" versus the mathematician's smug "Yes" perfectly captures why we can never have nice things in cross-disciplinary meetings. And why commenting your code matters—unless you enjoy watching your math friends have aneurysms during code reviews.

Content You will bring cross-domain expertise, covering a mix of many of the following areas: AWS - laas, Boto3, DevOps Serverless Computing - Lambda, Containers (Docker, Kubernetes, ECSEKS), Kinesis, API Gateway Infrastructure as Code (laC) - CloudFormation, Terraform, AWS SAM Networking Security - RBACABAC, Troubleshooting, Scanning, Encryption, AWS ControlTower, SSO (AWS SSO, Okta), AWS Cognito, AWS Transit Gateway Sysadmin Skills - Windows, Linux, Active Directory, Patching, Backup, Monitoring CICD - Pipelines, Tooling, Testing, Git Deployment Models, Jenkins, AWS CodePipeline Coding - Python, Bash, Powershell, NodeJs, Go Config Management - Chef, Puppet, Ansible, AWS SSM You have worked with a variety of customers (internalexternal) on a number of projects in a consultative nature. Stakeholder Management - You have guided andor influenced customer stakeholders You have a keen interest in emerging technologies such as Machine Learning, loT, Artificial Intelligence, Blockchain, Big Data, Virtual Reality etc. PROACTIVE: Take an active interest in what's going on in the business outside of your immediate function. Identify ProdrammerHumor io

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of AI development in four painful acts! 😭 It starts with such INNOCENT OPTIMISM - breaking down the plan into features, like some kind of organizational GENIUS! Then the descent begins... features into tasks with that suspicious "fiask 3" typo lurking like a red flag from the debugging underworld. By panel three, we've entered full CHAOS territory with a file structure that would make Marie Kondo WEEP - file1.py somehow spawning ANOTHER file1.py?! The circular dependency from HELL! And the grand finale? Throwing your hands up and hiring an ACTUAL developer who knows what they're doing! Because nothing says "I've made terrible life choices" like watching your AI project implode spectacularly before it even reaches production!

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