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Content When you listen to software podcasts while coding and they're talking about how you should never do that very thing you just pushed to production (CHANGELOG

BEHOLD! The Gulf of Mexico has been GLORIOUSLY renamed using environment variables! Because nothing says "international diplomacy" like renaming an entire body of water with a string interpolation! 💀 The f-string format with that os.environ['MY_GLORIOUS_COUNTRY'] variable is the PEAK of passive-aggressive geopolitics. Americans get "Gulf of America," Mexicans get "Golfo de México," and everyone else gets whatever their environment variables are set to! DIPLOMATIC CRISIS AVERTED THROUGH THE POWER OF STRING FORMATTING!

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Content STOP USING DATABASES Data storage was not supposed to be serialized YEARS OF COLLECTION yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going higher than a VECTOR Wanted to go higher anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called EXCEL "Yes please START TRANSACTION. Please use PREPARED STATEMENTS." - Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged LOOK at what CS engineers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all libraries and languages we built for them (This is REAL MySQL, done by REAL data scientists) ????? ??????? ????????????????? "Hello I would like ';DROP TABLE users;-- please" They have played us for absolute fools

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Content MAYBE PYTHON ISN'T FAST ENOUGH FOR THIS PROJECT NO, IT'S THE COMPUTER THAT ISN'T FAST ENOUGH.