Future Programmer In Training

Someone put their baby in a Python onesie and honestly? The code checks out. Importing genetics from mom and dad, initializing with "Hello World!", and then entering an infinite loop of sleep, eating, and being awesome. The kid's already mastered the programmer lifestyle better than most of us.

That yield Bardak() in the live() method is chef's kiss—because babies literally yield their output everywhere. And the be_awesome() method? Just returns pass because babies don't need to try; they're already awesome by default. Born with better code architecture than half the legacy systems we maintain daily.

Ten years from now this kid will look at their baby photos and cringe at the lack of type hints and proper docstrings. But for now, they're living their best life in O(sleep) complexity.