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When Death comes knocking for the guy who literally created Call of Duty: Modern Warfare, Medal of Honor: Allied Assault, Titanfall, and Apex Legends, even the Grim Reaper has to show some respect. The man's been dropping legendary FPS titles since before most devs learned what a game loop was. Death tries the whole "it's your time" routine, but then has to pause and ask the real question: "Was I a good game developer?" And honestly? Death already knows the answer. You don't get to revolutionize the FPS genre multiple times, spawn entire competitive ecosystems, and create movement mechanics so smooth they make parkour look clunky without earning your wings. The Grim Reaper's response says it all: "No. I'm told you were the best." That's not just a participation trophy—that's recognition from the universe itself. Respawn Entertainment didn't get that name by accident, and neither did Zampella's legacy in gaming history.

You know you're living in a dystopian tech world when praising literally everyone on the team gets you a standing ovation. Gaben and Valve have somehow cracked the code: treat your employees like humans, let them work on what they want, ship games when they're ready (Half-Life 3 notwithstanding), and don't crunch people into the ground. Meanwhile, the rest of the industry is out here with mandatory 80-hour weeks, layoffs after record profits, and CEOs taking home bonuses that could fund an indie studio for a decade. The bar is literally on the floor, and Valve just casually stepped over it while everyone else is doing limbo underneath. Support staff getting recognition? Revolutionary. Not treating devs like disposable code monkeys? Groundbreaking. It's wild that basic human decency in game dev is now considered a flex.