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Ah yes, the classic "become a data scientist in 50 days" roadmap. Master Python in 5 days, R in another 5, and calculus in a weekend. By day 41, you're predicting which passengers survive the Titanic—a task that's apparently more complex than learning an entire programming language. The most realistic part? The Titanic project sinking just like your expectations when you realize actual data science requires years of study, not a 7-week crash course.

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Oh. My. GOD. The eternal developer drama in four panels! 😒 Panel 1-3: Developer with dead-inside eyes listening to someone complain about their favorite programming language. Panel 4: ABSOLUTE RAGE EXPLOSION when they hear "then don't use it" - because HOW DARE YOU suggest a simple solution when I've committed my entire personality to hating this language?! The audacity! The betrayal! I didn't spend 7 years crafting elaborate rants about PHP/JavaScript/Python just to be told I could simply... not use it? *faints dramatically*

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Naming variables is the true art form in programming. Some devs spend 20 minutes coding and 2 hours naming variables. This poor soul went with the classic progression from "i" to something with actual meaning, but with a twist: • i - The OG loop counter. Minimal effort, maximum tradition. • BAD - When you realize your code might outlive the weekend. • BOY - Now we're getting descriptive! Or... having an existential crisis? • INT - The final evolution: just name it after its type because you've completely given up on creativity. And those incrementing values? That's just how much your tech debt increases with each naming convention. Chef's kiss.