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Content Dunning-Kruger Effect High Plateau of Sustainability Peak of "Mount Stupid" Confidence Slope of Enlightenment Valley of Despair Low Know nothing Competence Guru

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Content Python: What if everything was a dict? Java: What if everything was an object? JavaScript: What if everything was a dict and an object? C: What if everything was a pointer? APL: What if everything was an array? Tel: What if everything was a string? Prolog: What if everything was a term? LISP: What if everything was a pair? Scheme: What if everything was a function? Haskell: What if everything was a monad? Assembly: What if everything was a register? Cog: What if everything was a typeproposition? COBOL: WHAT IF EVERYTHING WAS UPPERCASE? C: What if everything was like Java, but different? Ruby: What if everything was monkey patched? Pascal: BEGIN What if everything was structured? END C: What if we added everything to the language? C11: What if we forgot to stop adding stuff? Rust: What if garbage collection didn't exist? Go: What if we tried designing C a second time? Perl: What if shell, sed, and awk were one language? Peri6: What if we took the joke too far? PHP: What if we wanted to make SQL injection easier? VB: What if we wanted to allow anyone to program? VB.NET: What if we wanted to stop them again? Forth: What if everything was a stack? ColorForth: What if the stack was green? PostScript: What if everything was printed at 600dpi? XSLT: What if everything was an XML element? Make: What if everything was a dependency? m4: What if everything was incomprehensibly quoted? Scala: What if Haskell ran on the JVM? Clojure: What if LISP ran on the JVM? Lua: What if game developers got tired of C? Mathematica: What if Stephen Wolfram invented everything? Malbolge: What if there is no god? nixcraft

Content When you accidentally copy-paste a C function from StackOverflow into your Python file. debo

First panel: Developer claims to hate Java with its strict typing and verbose syntax. Second panel: Python appears, with its friendly mascot offering dynamic typing and significant whitespace as alternatives. Third panel: Developer gets introduced to Python's syntax. Fourth panel: Developer now coding in Python: "Wow, I hate this SO MUCH MORE!" It's the classic programming language Stockholm syndrome. You start hating what you know, try something new, and suddenly your original captor doesn't seem so bad. "At least Java's curly braces never betrayed me with an invisible tab character."

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