Def Not Answering

The existential crisis of every API client library ever created. You spend weeks crafting a beautiful wrapper with elegant abstractions, perfect error handling, and comprehensive documentation... only to realize you're just a glorified middleman for curl commands. Underneath all those fancy packages—Axios, Requests, Fetch API—they're all just pointing guns at each other while the astronaut of truth whispers: "It's just HTTP requests. It's always been curl with extra steps."

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The eternal programmer's dilemma: spend 20 minutes doing a boring task once, or waste an entire weekend building an elaborate automation system you'll never touch again. It's not about efficiency—it's about avoiding the soul-crushing tedium of repetitive tasks while convincing yourself that your 36-hour automation marathon was "an investment." The irony? That script will sit in a folder somewhere, gathering digital dust, while you move on to automate the next thing you could have done manually in minutes. The worst part? We'll do it again next week. Because apparently we'd rather write 500 lines of code than click the same button twice.

Ah, the most honest code comment in the history of programming. When you import boto3 for AWS and immediately declare psychological warfare on future developers. This is the coding equivalent of leaving a landmine with a sticky note that says "good luck!" The best part? We've all been both the author and the victim of these comments. Nothing says "I've given up on humanity" quite like documenting your code with pure spite instead of actual explanations.