Weapons Of Mass Development

Content Software Developer (JuniorMidSenior) Are you in ? Yes ONo Have you completed the following level of education: Bachelor's? Yes No Do you speak Javascript? Yes No Continue Back

Content A programmer L A programmer in quarantine

Content Does he bite? No, but he can hurt you in other ways. Understanding the programming memes doesn't make you a dev

Content STOP DOING Optimization Code was never meant to be optimized YEARS OF OPTIMIZING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for BETTER PERFORMANCE Wanted to get better performance anyways? We had a tool for that, it was called "Upgrading hardware" "Yes please give me a low memory footprint. Please give me 5 CPU utilization" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged Look at what Low-level programmers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the RAM CPU cores we built for them (This is REAL optimizations, done by REAL programeers): minion anar ????? ??????? (lone 0x5f3759d1 float Si; ( threehalfs ( x2 y y ) ); ???????????????? "I spent the entire week reducing the system latency by 2ms" They have played us for absolute fools

Oh snap, it's the AI Trolling Olympics on Reddit! 🏆 Everyone's playing the same game: asking AI models forbidden questions just to watch them squirm. First round: historical events they can't discuss. Second round: the classic "what model are you?" identity crisis. Meanwhile, the poor AI is just sitting there like Squidward, sarcastically thinking "wow, you're the first person EVER to try this trick." The digital equivalent of poking a zoo animal with a stick and giggling when it reacts. Pure chaotic energy from the internet playground! 😂

The secret ingredient to landing that high-paying dev job? A clean shower. Not clean code, not a fancy portfolio, just pristine bathroom tiles. Tech recruiters aren't looking for your GitHub contributions—they're desperate for engineers who understand the concept of personal hygiene. In an industry where "works from home" often means "hasn't seen sunlight in 72 hours," a shower photo is basically a competitive advantage. The bar is literally on the floor... or in this case, the drain.