Weapons Of Mass Development

Ah, the evolution of programming languages depicted as weapons. Assembler is just a knife with a scope—precise but primitive. C gives you a hammer and a bullet—basic tools that get the job done. C++ is that AK-47 with a bayonet because why choose between shooting or stabbing when you can do both? And Python... well, Python is basically what happens when a 5-year-old builds a robot from random LEGO pieces and duct tape. Sure, it might fall apart, but somehow it still works better than your meticulously engineered solution.