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Content When you listen to software podcasts while coding and they're talking about how you should never do that very thing you just pushed to production (CHANGELOG

Content Virgin API Consumer JSON Fears HTML Limited to the what the API can do Has to identify himself even for read-only APIs API Provider takes away his endpoint 429 Too Many Requests Has to worry about quota Thinks that he is making his life easier begs his users for auth API keys data is 10 minutes behind has to verify his email, phone, driver's license, ssn, dna sample has to agree to Terms of Service and follow the the rules Tokens Chad third-party scraper follows no rules, doesn't agree to any terms of service Luminati scrapes so fast the backend crashes Se has no limitations can access any data he wancs entire industries are dedicated to stopping him website thinks his user agent is a phone Doesn't care about changes in policies Even Javascript can't stop him OR. pays laborers to solve captchas doesn't even have a phone number guests. can work anonymously parses HTML with regex MULLVAD SMSPVA 2Captcha his business is profitable Can do whatever he wants millions of engineer hours, still can't stop him from scraping promising career at high-frequency trading firm musc scrabes in his spare time

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Content C, do you ever get sad about not. having boolean variables? Python, that's just silly. Who needs booleans, when integers are so much better! Huh! How would you know, anyway? Fine. Let's ask Java. Java. wnica co vourink are better, bools or ints? Geez, that's a hard one. Come on Java, you must know! You have both types! Well. Sorry, guys... just can't compare them.

When your computer science degree meets Latin grammar rules and they have a beautiful, horrifying baby called "deadlock." Because nothing says "I understand concurrent programming" quite like realizing the plural of mutex should logically be "mutices" but we're all too traumatized by race conditions to care about proper Latin declension. The progression from indices to vertices to deadlock is *chef's kiss* – like watching someone slowly descend into madness. Started with mathematical elegance, ended with existential dread. That's concurrency for you! Fun fact: A mutex (mutual exclusion) is a synchronization primitive that prevents multiple threads from accessing shared resources simultaneously. When multiple mutexes lock each other in a circular wait... well, you get deadlock, which is the programming equivalent of two people trying to be polite at a doorway and neither moving. Forever.

Content I'M NOT AN ENGINEER, SO THIS MIGHT BE A DUMB QUESTION. OILBERT.COM SCOTTADAMSSAYS BUT WHY CAN'T WE 3-D PRINT A BLOCKCHAIN AND HTML IT INTO BITCOIN? -20-18 2018 Scott Adass, isc.Dist. by Nadrews Kokeel ALICE CAN ANSWER THAT. I QUIT.