Your Programmer Conscience

Content If a binary tree wore pants would he wear them like this like this? or 0006

Content Did you ever hear of embedded c? No? I thought not. It's not a story the 00P devs would tell you, hit's a low-level legend. C can run without an OS so powerful and so efficient it could use pointers to influence memory anywhere.. it had such freedom, it could even have negative array indices. It could actually write to unallocated RAMP C is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... bad practice. What happened to it? It became so powerful... the only thing it feared was running on an OS, which eventually, of course, itdid. Unfortunately, it let the OS control memory allocation. then the OS killed the process during its sleep loop. Ironic. C could save others from segfaults, but not itself. Is it possible to learn this power? Not on an OS. ProdrammerHumor.io

So Tom Cruise is out here hanging off planes at 60 while programmers at 30 look like they've been hit by a bus full of merge conflicts. Sitting is the new smoking, they said. But nobody warned us that debugging legacy code while hunched over a laptop for 12 hours would turn our spines into pretzels and our backs into a symphony of chronic pain. Meanwhile, Tom's doing his own stunts and we can't even stand up from our Herman Miller chairs without sounding like a bowl of Rice Krispies. The occupational hazard of choosing a career where "getting physical" means aggressively typing on a mechanical keyboard. At least we have good health insurance... oh wait, we need it.

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