Your Programmer Conscience

First panel: The pure, unbridled joy of seeing "Error on line 265" and thinking you've finally tracked down that elusive bug. Second panel: The crushing realization that line 265 is just a lonely curly brace closing a function that returns true. Meanwhile, the actual bug is probably lurking in some perfectly innocent-looking line that doesn't trigger any errors. It's the classic developer's roller coaster - from "I've got you now!" to "...wait, what?" in 0.2 seconds. The compiler's just toying with your emotions at this point. Seven years of experience and we're still getting bamboozled by closing brackets.

Content LEGACY CODE IT WORKED FOR ES MILLION YEARS. MO ONE KNOWS HOW. NO ONE KNOWS VIEL.

Content You aren't doing it wrong if no one knows what you are doing. ProgrammerHumor.

Content IT CAME TO THEM WITH A MESSAGE. BUT THEY COULD NOT UNDERSTAND ITS ALIEN LANGUAGE HTML is a programming language FUCKING WHaT? poorlydrawnlines.com

The eternal holy war of array indexing. Programmers are divided into two camps: those who believe weeks should start on Monday (index 0) like ISO standard, and those who think Sunday (index 0) makes sense because... America? Meanwhile, JavaScript's Date object betrays everyone by making Sunday index 0 but Monday index 1. The real crime here isn't the starting day—it's that we're all wasting precious debugging hours arguing about it instead of fixing that memory leak nobody wants to touch.

Content WHY THE FUCK IS A LOGGING FRAMEWORK DOWNLOADING AND EXECUTING ARBITRARY CODE