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Content Interviewer: how will you find second largest element in an array? Me: sort the array and interviewer: "We don't do that here"

Content An actual exchange that happened in the office today... Developer 1: The problem is that their service is inadvertantly intercepting our calls and spinning off child processes... Developer 2: What if we used some sort of a data wrapper to obscure the payload? Developer 1: ..that might actually work. Me: So what you're telling me is that if we wrap our tool we won't have to worry about accidentally spawning any children?

Content Programming languages in this sub Javascript Python members c4 Java Ruby Go Dart

When JavaScript makes you want to set your computer on fire, just remember Java devs are stuck writing 15 lines of code to print "Hello World" in some corporate basement. Suddenly your undefined is not null errors don't seem so bad. Nothing calms the JavaScript rage like realizing you could be writing enterprise Java instead. Perspective is a beautiful thing.

Content Parents: Did you get a job? Me: GOLF JOB 404

Content "what's your rate?" "what's your budget?" "What's your budget?!" "What's your rate!?" "WHATS YOUR BUDGET!?" "WHATS YOUR RATE!??!"