Your Null Has Been Shipped

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Your Null Has Been Shipped

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Ah yes, nothing says "we value your financial security" like a bank sending you a null reference instead of your actual card. Apparently the financial sector runs on the same code quality as my weekend projects. Good news though - they're tracking that void pointer all the way to your mailbox. Can't wait to withdraw exactly zero dollars from my account.

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