Your Mother Is A Shared Resource

threading Concurrency Mutex Race condition Parallel computing Synchronization Distributed systems Deadlock

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Your Mother Is A Shared Resource

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The classic "your mom" joke gets a distributed systems makeover. In programming, a shared resource is something multiple processes can access simultaneously—often leading to race conditions and deadlocks if not properly managed. Just like how everyone in the office apparently has access to your mother. Brutal efficiency in both the insult and the technical reference.

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