Your Body Is Running Unauthorized Processes

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Your Body Is Running Unauthorized Processes

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So your body is basically running crypto mining malware when you're sick. That explains why I feel like garbage during flu season – my biological CPU is at 100% utilization running someone else's code. And here I thought installing antivirus software meant getting a flu shot. Next time I'm feverish, I'll just try turning myself off and on again.

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