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Oracle's giant inflatable bubble proclaiming "AI changes everything" is the perfect metaphor for the tech industry's current state. Billions in funding, grandiose promises, and what do we get? A big blue balloon that could pop at any moment. Just like the dot-com bubble, but with more buzzwords and fewer viable business models. Next year they'll probably need a bigger dome for "Blockchain Quantum AI changes everything... again."

So you decided to be a hero and refactor the entire codebase overnight? Bold move. The manager's reaction is exactly what you'd expect when someone discovers their "stable" legacy code has been completely rewritten at 3 AM by an overzealous developer with too much coffee and confidence. The real kicker here is the final panel—getting sent to "AI Inclusion Training" like it's some corporate punishment chamber. Because apparently, the company's solution to you going rogue and refactoring everything is... mandatory training about being inclusive to AI? The absurdity is chef's kiss. Pro tip: Never touch working code without a detailed plan, extensive testing, and maybe a therapist on standby. That "if it ain't broke, don't fix it" saying exists for a reason, and that reason is keeping your job.

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