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When your Git branch visualization starts resembling Guitar Hero note charts, you know you've entered dangerous territory. This dev's repository history has transformed into a colorful cascade of parallel branches, merges, and commits that would make even the most seasoned Git wizard question their life choices. The multicolored spaghetti of branch lines is what happens when you combine 17 feature branches, 42 hotfixes, and the classic "let me just commit directly to main real quick" mentality. Next difficulty level: explaining this mess to your team during code review.

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When your boss demands to ship the app before the frontend is ready, so you just slap a smartwatch UI on it and call it a day. Nothing says "enterprise-ready solution" like checking your steps while also managing your database! That battery at 71% is more charged than the developer's will to live after this release. The best part? Some poor user is now navigating your entire backend with nothing but a rotating bezel and two buttons. Innovation at its finest—or desperation at its most creative.

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Content entry level position Atleast 5 years experience fresh grad fresh grad