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When Jensen Huang trades his iconic leather jacket for a suit, you know GPU prices are about to make your wallet cry harder than a junior dev facing legacy code without documentation. The man's fashion choices are literally a NASDAQ indicator at this point. Leather jacket Jensen: "We're innovating!" Suit Jensen: "We're strategically adjusting our value proposition upward by 300%."

This meme is basically the programming language version of a high school yearbook's "Most Likely To..." section, except it's brutally honest. Rust gets labeled "The fan favorite" because its zealous community will literally evangelize Rust at your grandmother's funeral if given the chance. Java as "Made to be hated" is just *chef's kiss* - a verbose language that forces you to create seventeen factory classes just to print "Hello World". Python as "The hot one" is spot on. Everyone wants to date Python these days, especially those AI folks who can't stop sliding into its DMs. C being "The only normal person" is that one friend who's been reliably showing up since the 70s without drama. Visual Studio (C#/.NET) gets "Uhh...what's your name again?" because Microsoft rebrands it every 37 minutes. PHP as "The gremlin" is perfect - it powers half the internet but everyone pretends they don't use it, like that weird cousin nobody mentions at family gatherings. C++ with "Mmm...society" is that pretentious intellectual who thinks they're too complex for mere mortals to understand. JavaScript being "Just straight up evil" is the universal truth that binds all developers together, like complaining about meetings. And COBOL getting "No screen time. All the plot relevance" is that ancient banking system quietly holding the entire financial world together while Gen Z developers argue about which new framework is cooler.

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