You Get A Tech Job

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You Get A Tech Job

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Ah, the classic tech job descent into madness. First day: bright-eyed optimism. Then reality hits—"documentation? Just read the code." And what beautiful code it is—zero comments, variables named "tmp", "str", and "obj", all crammed into 2000-line monoliths written by developers who apparently believed typing out full variable names would summon ancient demons. It's like trying to decipher hieroglyphics, except the ancient Egyptians probably had better documentation standards.

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