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The iceberg of software development. That tiny tip poking above the waterline? That's what makes it into the standup meeting. The massive frozen mountain of despair below? That's debugging why the CI/CD pipeline failed at 3 AM, refactoring legacy code that predates your birth, attending meetings about meetings, explaining to management why you can't "just add a button," writing documentation nobody will read, fixing merge conflicts, optimizing queries that shouldn't exist, and contemplating career changes while waiting for npm install to finish. But sure, tell me again how you "just write code all day."

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