Yes I Noticed

Software engineering Imposter syndrome Tech support Tech stereotypes Tech communication Tech hierarchy Developers vs it Professional courtesy

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Yes I Noticed

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That awkward moment when IT starts explaining how they "fixed your computer" by rebooting it while you silently judge them in 12 programming languages. The face says it all—a perfect blend of restraint and superiority as you nod along, mentally refactoring their entire explanation while wondering if they know you wrote the authentication system they just called "magic computer stuff." The eternal struggle of being too polite to mention you could automate their entire job with a bash script you wrote during lunch.

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