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OH. MY. GOD. This is the most accurate representation of AI chatbots trying to make sense of legacy code I've ever witnessed! 💀 That poor soap dispenser desperately trying to pump life into that sad, sunken bar of soap is LITERALLY every AI tool we've thrown at our 20-year-old codebase. "Here, ChatGPT, please fix this spaghetti monster written by three developers who all quit in 2007!" The AI is just there pumping away with absolutely ZERO results while the ancient code just sits there... menacingly... refusing to evolve. I can't even with how painfully real this is!

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Content I'm curious, why is your code obfuscated? It's not! We call you. Daniel Stor; (turnoff.us)

Ah, the ancient programmer trap in its natural habitat. Just prop up a milk crate with a stick, place StackOverflow, coffee, and a dark IDE theme underneath, and wait. Works every time. After 15 years in the industry, I can confirm this is basically our version of catnip. The dark theme alone would probably work, but why take chances? The coffee ensures we'll stay long enough to get caught, and StackOverflow guarantees we'll be distracted trying to explain why the accepted answer is actually wrong.

Content I don't deserve this! I'm a good programmer! What the heck SATAN! Why am I in HELL?! AN Ammmm. It says: a You use spaces instead of tabs AMPF AI OK... let me check your file... You use light mode instead of dark mode Do you vant to hear another joke? ... No thanks Hitler.. D ELECTRICBUNNYCOMICS.Com

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