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Rendering: the art of turning your $3000 gaming PC into a space heater while you stare at a progress bar. Non-3D folks will never understand the sacred ritual of watching an hourglass while your GPU screams for mercy. "I'm not doing nothing, I'm actively waiting for technology to catch up with my artistic vision."

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Ah, the shrimp posture. Nature's way of telling you that your $300 ergonomic chair was a complete waste of money. Eight hours of debugging later and you've evolved into a crustacean with carpal tunnel. The human body wasn't designed for 16-hour coding sessions, but here we are—hunched over keyboards like prehistoric creatures discovering fire. Your spine is just another deprecated feature that management refuses to prioritize.

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