Game of thrones Memes

So Sam Altman thinks your 64GB of RAM is "wasteful" and should be in data centers instead? Meanwhile, developers out here need ALL of that just to run their IDE, 47 Chrome tabs, Docker containers, Slack, Spotify, and yes—a simple print("Hello, World!") statement. The audacity! The sheer DRAMA of telling programmers they don't need their precious RAM when we're barely surviving with what we have. Like, sir, my machine is already crying just compiling code. You want me to send my RAM to a data center and stream it back? What's next, subscription-based memory? "Sorry, you've exceeded your monthly RAM limit, please upgrade to Premium"? The Game of Thrones meme perfectly captures that look of absolute disbelief and shade. Iconic.

Using 64GB of RAM to run a game that came out in 1999 and could probably run on a toaster is peak dedication. Roller Coaster Tycoon was written in x86 assembly by Chris Sawyer—a legendary feat of optimization that made it run on potatoes back in the day. But here we are in 2024, with enough RAM to simulate the entire universe, using it to build virtual theme parks and watch tiny pixelated guests complain about the bathrooms. The real flex isn't the 64GB though—it's wanting Sam Altman to know about it. Because nothing says "I'm living in the future" quite like overkilling a 25-year-old game while the CEO of OpenAI is out here trying to build AGI. Priorities? Immaculate.

Behold, the Iron Throne for developers—forged from the fallen warriors of a thousand code battles. Each keyboard represents a different project where someone rage-quit after the 47th merge conflict, or that one time someone spilled coffee during a production hotfix. The senior dev who sits upon this throne has earned their stripes through countless Ctrl+Z's, survived the great Tab vs Spaces war, and probably still has PTSD from that legacy codebase written in PHP 4. Notice how they're all membrane keyboards too—the true mark of corporate suffering. Not a single mechanical keyboard in sight, which means this throne was built from the keyboards of developers who worked in open offices and weren't allowed to bring their clicky-clacky Cherry MX Blues from home. The armrests wrapped in keyboards are a nice touch though—maximum ergonomic dysfunction for that authentic developer posture.

Oh. My. GOD. Someone has constructed the most MAGNIFICENT throne in existence using nothing but discarded keyboards! 👑 This is what happens when you hoard every single keyboard since 1997 instead of throwing them away "just in case." The Iron Throne? PLEASE. The Keyboard Throne reigns supreme in the Seven Kingdoms of Cubicle Land, where the one who sits upon it commands absolute power over the Git repository. Whoever occupies this monstrosity clearly has the authority to reject ALL pull requests without explanation. Bow down, peasants!