Ya Gotta Do The Dance

The classic tech company bait-and-switch. First panel: "Your experience is amazing! Exactly what we need!" with sparkly eyes and flattery about your soft skills. Second panel: The moment you can't reverse a linked list in 30 seconds during a whiteboard interview, suddenly you're garbage. The duality of technical interviews - where your resume gets you in the door but your ability to perform circus tricks under pressure determines your worth. Just another day in the tech hiring paradox.