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Ah, the classic programmer date format joke. When normal humans talk about perfect dates, they're thinking candlelit dinners or beach walks. But our code-addicted friend here? His brain immediately jumps to ISO 8601 (YYYY-MM-DD), the only date format that makes any logical sense in a world of chaotic MM/DD/YY vs DD/MM/YY debates. After 20 years of parsing date strings, you develop a special kind of trauma. I've literally broken up with databases over their date handling. And don't get me started on JavaScript's Date object... that relationship was toxic from day one.

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Nothing captures the duality of a developer's existence quite like this. When forced to code in a language you despise, you end up with a meticulously crafted monstrosity—technically functional but unnecessarily complex and painful to maintain. It's like building a Volvo out of LEGO bricks—sure, it looks like a car, but nobody wants to drive that thing. Meanwhile, coding in your preferred language is like that simple LEGO car below—elegant, efficient, and actually fun to build. The code practically writes itself! It might not be as flashy, but it gets the job done without making you question your career choices every 15 minutes. Funny how we'll spend 10 hours overengineering something in PHP when we could've knocked it out in Python before lunch. But hey, at least we have something to blame besides our own stubbornness!

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