Which one should I be?

Content Microsoft's Visual Basic (VB), launched in 1991, was actually the first real IDE: People before 1991: Paint - (untitled) Style Palette Options File Edit Font FontSize T include iostream using namespace std; int main) cout "Hello World!"; return 0;

The internal struggle of a CS freshman who just learned increment operators but is desperately fighting the urge to post "year++" on social media for New Year's. That face is the exact expression of someone who knows it's both the most obvious joke possible and yet somehow still feels clever for thinking of it. The restraint is physically painful.

The first three panels show organs doing their actual jobs—lungs give air, heart pumps blood, liver filters toxins. Then the brain, that magnificent organ responsible for all our intelligence, just says "Drop the database." It's the perfect metaphor for that moment when you're debugging for hours, and your brilliant brain suddenly suggests the digital equivalent of "have you tried burning everything to the ground?" Classic brain move—seven years of higher education just to suggest the SQL equivalent of a tactical nuke.

Content YOU MERELY ADOPTED REMOTE WORK IWAS BORN IN IT,MOLDED BY IT

Content WELCOME TO SPRINT PLANNING WHERE THE RULES ARE MADE UPAND THE POINTS DON'T MATTER.

Content It's too complex! Microservices! It's too complex! Monolith!