The AUDACITY of this man declaring he'll remove 1.8 MILLION lines of spaghetti code like he's some divine code savior! 💀 Listen, honey, that legacy codebase has survived THREE team leads, FOURTEEN coffee machines, and approximately NINE THOUSAND deployments. It's not code at this point—it's an archaeological treasure that belongs in a museum! The new guy swaggering in with his refactoring dreams is about to learn that those tangled monstrosities are load-bearing nightmares holding the entire system together by sheer willpower and duct tape. Good luck explaining to clients why their precious features suddenly "took a vacation" because you thought you understood what that 2013 uncommented function was doing!
The Code Demolition Expert Has Arrived
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