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You know you've made it as a developer when you need six monitors just to lose your cursor on all of them simultaneously. Nothing quite matches the existential crisis of frantically shaking your mouse like you're trying to wake it from a coma, desperately searching across multiple displays while your brain tries to remember which dimension you left it in.
The setup screams "I'm monitoring production systems" but the reality is probably more like "I have Stack Overflow on three screens and still can't fix this bug." That cursor is probably hiding in the one pixel gap between monitors, laughing at your suffering.
Pro tip: Most operating systems have a "shake to locate cursor" feature. But where's the fun in that when you can spend 30 seconds doing the mouse equivalent of a seizure while your coworkers judge you through the glass?
