When your boss gives you money for a home workstation.

Ah yes, the classic "I'm a computer programmer" resume padding. Notice how it's strategically placed at #5 on the career ladder, right between "Stock Room" and "Police Officer" – as if writing console.log("Hello World") once in a bootcamp somehow qualifies as a career milestone. The true programmer's path involves thousands of Stack Overflow visits and existential crises over semicolons, not a brief stopover between inventory management and law enforcement. This is the tech equivalent of claiming you're a chef because you once made toast.

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Just committed the ultimate act of sabotage. Told my buddy to start with Java as their first language and now I'm flying away from the disaster zone like a happy little airplane. It's like handing someone a chainsaw when they asked for a butter knife. Sure, Java's powerful and employable, but watching a newbie wrestle with abstract factory pattern implementations before they understand what a variable is? *chef's kiss* Pure chaos. Could've suggested Python or JavaScript, but where's the fun in that? Some people just want to watch the world burn... or at least watch their friend's enthusiasm evaporate faster than RAM in a memory leak.

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Content Thomas Fuchs thomasfuchs Legendary computer scientist Katie Bouman with the hard drives containing the source code of her first "Hello World" React app. CC joomlaworks ProarammerHumor.